that's what i said

A phrase that is used when someone hears you wrong and tries to correct you by saying what you originally said.

Tom: I went to the movies the other day.
Jim: You mean you WENT to the movies.
Tom: THAT'S WHAT I SAID!!!

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a jesus (said together)

a long period of time, enternally or forever

it's going to take us a jesus to get to the mall from here.

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That's what she said

The most hilarious joke ever, used frequently around the world, can be used to make absolutely ANYTHING sound sexual.

*on the beach with your parents*
Mom: AWWW LOOK AT ALL THE LITTLE CRABS!!!
Me: That's what she said.

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That's what Ryan Said

Appropriate substitution for 'That's What She Said, as Ryan is the 'girliest' person we know.

Jerry: Push harder, we can fit the whole thing in!

John: That's what Ryan said

Ryan: Real funny guys.

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Like I said

Phrase: commonly used in the beginning, middle, or end of a sentence. Used as a filler for "um," "and," and "dude." Commonly paired with another phrase, "Scoinaaan." Does not need to refer to anything one actually said or a statement from the past.

"Like I said, we need to see what's scoinaaan with third shift. Like I said."

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That's what Jesus said

Clever retort applied where "That's what she said" could have been. Or even sometimes where it wouldn't be, the possibilities are endless.

"I'm just gonna hang around here for a while"

-"that's what Jesus said"

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that's what she said

A joke that is, actually, not very funny.

mother - "Don't do that, I'm your mother !"
stupid son - "That's what she said !"

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