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Apparently not a big enough pornstar to have her own definition. She doesn't mind the whole cream pie ordeal and shares a striking resemblance to Kirsten Dunst.
Damn, that Jenny Lee is a smoking piece of ass.
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An aggressive very well built late middle aged woman who is rather an idiot.
My God. This nightclub is wall to wall Jenny McCarthys.
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When playing with a group of friends in a video game, one friend declares to go on a murderous rampage. The person will spend most of the time in the game mercilessly hunting down and killing the friends, and sometimes other random players, for their own enjoyment.
Man! My friends and I were playing GTA V last night, and the entire time *person* wouldn't stop killing us!
Sounds like they really Pulled a Jenni.
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A sandwich of extreme honourability, sold only at Bambi.
Many many years ago there worked, opposite Bambi, a woman going by the name of Jenny Anderson. Every day at lunch time Jenny would cross the road, go to Bambi and order a customised toasted sandwich containing scrambled egg, ham, gherkin, tomato, bacon and a specific sauce.
This went on for many moons until other clients caught on and began buying the same sandwich, requesting a "Jenny Anderson Sandwich" at the counter.
The Greek owners soon caught onto this and added the sandwich to the menu as a Jenny Anderson.
It is best enjoyed late on a friday night and it excels in soaking up excess alcohol.
"Phew I'm hungry, Why don't we go and get some Jenny Anderson's?"
"Great idea, Reub, lets go!"
"Lets take my car, here, you can drive."
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"There was so much tail at the party, it was basically like stepping into a jenny barn".
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An actual narcissistic psychopath that drags anyone in her life through a IED field of madness on one of her good days; and turns into an actual monster under ‘Mercury Retrograde. But pretends to be Mary Poppins when anyone else shows up.
Fills the gap in her soul with any and all dick.
Rapey as fuck.
Really great at gaslighting.
Recharges her energy based on the amount of ANY attention she can get from anyone.
Her blood is actually a flammable acid, no really; it might actually be napalm. Or that stuff that the tiny lizard thing in the original Jurassic park spits in that fat guys face when he’s trying to smuggle the Dino DNA off the island.
Likes to roll around in self made mud puddles at 4 AM with no fucks given for the neighbors trying to sleep.
Dislikes showering, brushing her hair, and people who get sick of babysitting the belligerent child that she acts like.
Puts her vag on only fans and then gets mad when people she knows see it… even though she was planning on throwing it at them anyway.
To put it simply; she’s an 867-5309.
“Jenny, Jenny who can I turn to? 867-5309, for the price of a dime, I can always turn to you, 867-5309.”
“Jenny Coco? That Bitch is feral.”
the shabbiest save of a cigarette you will ever receive, practically just smoking the fillie. (filter)
oi, do me a jenny save?
(do me the shabbiest save of a rollie)