Safe name

N. A name you use for talking about someone when you don't want anyone to know who they are, but still want to find out their opinions about the person in question. Usually an extremely common name that no one could use to find out about a certain person.

Girl 1: So then... um, Emma said that John was way too ugly, and dumped him, even though he's a total sweetie. What do you think?
Girl 2: Wow, that's seriously bitchy.
Girl 1: (I'm glad I used a safe name, "Emma" is this girl's best friend.)

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safe guarded

To be quite about you sexual feelings
not prude, just not open to that of a point you know when
this person, usually a female, wants "action"

Sophie is so misleading, i wonder if she wants action from me or if she is safe guarded

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Snake Safe

A Urethra storage compartment

“I heard they check your asshole when you go to prison, so I’ll just put my meth in my snake safe”

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dolphin safe

A lesbian (or heterosexual male).

"I asked her out but she's dolphin safe. She only hunts tuna."

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Safe Grad

When a group of students are dropped off at a secret location off town togther to get drunk, then brought to a bus stop to get home.

"Dude were totally going to Safe Grad tonight! It's gonna be off the hook"

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safe answer

answer you tell someone to avoid going into detail about a comment or situation...

Natalie: "i'm a freakin dork"
Me: "how so?"
Natalie: "i just am"
Me: "that was a pretty safe answer, lol"

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Be safe

A condescending, mocking, ironic and passive-aggressive kind of farewell greeting. Implies that the person leaving is likely to get jumped on the way home because he looks like a bitch. Akin to saying “don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.”

Cartman: Screw you guys, I’m going home.
Kenny: What a pity to see you go. Be safe

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