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That one guy who was on that Slap Chop Ad who got fired and put in prison for prostitution.
"I used Slap Chop until i figured out that the host of the commercial got fired for prostitution"
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Main Entry: Ball Slapp·ing
Function: Adjective
Etymology: American Slang
1: Loud slapping sound created during intense sexual intercourse as the balls bang against a lovers body.
My girlfriend and I had ball slapping sex last night, all night.
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A bet where no money or property is involved, and the prize for losing is getting to slap the loser across the face. Excellent for bets of extreme importance.
A slap bet is often monitored by a slap bet commissioner, that regulates the rules of said bet.
"Joe cried after he lost his slap bet"
"In a matter of this importance, only a slap bet will do"
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the act in which Twitter prevents a user from publishing more then 140 characters. Other forms include twit-slapping, twit-slapped, twit-slapee, twit-slapper
Harold had a great day, but he could not summarize it without being twit-slapped.
When a comedian disses your wife at the awards show and you assault them with a Rock Knock on live TV.
"Chris earned a Smith Slap when he made fun of Jada. Man imma watch the Oscars every year now!"
Pistol Whip's Lil Cousin. When you don't wanna hurt em to bad , you give them a lil "Yistol Slap".
Jaquarrious - "Ayo, my bitch azz blood cousin stole from me! Not gone lie I'm hot"
DTownCrazy - "You finna pistol whip him like you did HSideChoppa???!!! "
Jaquarrious - "Hell nall blood, I made dat boi bleed out his ears. I'm finna YISTOL SLAPP, my luh cuzz to teach him a lesson!"
Gyrating your flaccid man meat back and forth and up and down in rapid fashion while slapping your girl's face with it from every direction. With the proper length and girth, should sound like a piece of raw meat hitting a cutting board.
Tina was begging to try something new last night so I gave her the old butcher's slap. She really enjoyed it.