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excessively long hair that reaches and or exceeds your but crack
that girl got stripper hair , its long as shit !
Bill: Wow, your ex-girlfriend is hot but she's muy loco!
Dennis: Yeah I know... Strippers with Scissors. What are ya gonna do?
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When business is so slow in a strip club that you have two strippers swing dancing on stage just to entertain themselves. Usually to the cherry poppin' daddies or big bad voodoo daddies.
Dude the club was so empty last night that I got to witness the stripper swing.
Really? Must've been a slow night
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The act of friends deceptively paying all of the nastiest, ugliest, skankiest and/or raunchiest strippers at a club to dance ONLY for you.
Although, getting a Stripper Bomb for Chris was hilarious at the time, we all regretted it later after somehow he contracted VD.
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Strippers are prostitutes. {Sexually teasing is not exchanging money for sexual gratification...it is exchanging money for sexual frustration. Some people like being teased.}
What goes on in the lap dance booth? That's a stripper myth that prostitutes (not strippers) turn into a reality.
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Strippers that show up to a bachelor party ready to get naked, offer titty, ass, and vagina shots, but when it comes down to giving private dances they refuse because they are too classy. These strippers usually do very poorly financially and receive even less respect from society.
Tyler: "How was the bachelor party last night"
Pat: "It was alright. The strippers were hot...but they were classy strippers."
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Skanky girls with over inflated egos. They almost always bare the ubiquitous small-of-the-back tattoo (aka: tramp stamp) and usually work at places like Hooters, or strip clubs. These girls have learned to use their "sex appeal" to get what they want from men. They tend to be self-obsessed, narcissistic, and typically have little or nothing to offer in terms of intellectual stimulation. The notion that a heterosexual male would not find her attractive has never entered her mind; but when she's a forty-year-old alcoholic, going home with anyone drunk enough to leave with her, she may begin to realize her uselessness as a human being.
Hooters girls are only stripper pretty.
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