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poot lovato

demi lovatos twin sister that was locked up in a basement for most of her life

poot lovato finally came out of that basement and now has a more successful career than her fat sister demi because of one picture.

by stefanig November 10, 2015

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poot slap

To slap one's opponent such that an audible "poot" sound is emitted. This sound is formed by a puckering of the lips, a slight intonation from the vocal chords, and an exhaling of air. See McPeek.

See that foo! He got poot slapped! "POOT! McPeek!"

by McPeek December 9, 2003

6๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


poot sauce

1.Something that is bad or disliked.

2.Someone who is being "poot sauce", is considered to be a fag or a sissy.

3.A situation that is bad or undesireable.

It is poot sauce that we cannot go out tonight.

Dave is being poot sauce and staying home.

by Devol June 1, 2005

2๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Done up and Poot

verb- The scientific term used to describe someone who has literally defecated their pants whilst trying to fart, or just plain messed up. Latin Origin:Doninus Poot-te, which meant "the bad soil upon the land".
see also. "Done and Peeuted" and "Howdy Deuootee".

Who done up and pooted?
Adam Shalom done up and sh*tted.
or the extreme
Hitler stated in his book Mein Kampf that he done and peeuted upon himself in the 40's.

by Barron Von Poot May 6, 2005

14๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


poot n scoot

verb. the act of breaking wind and moving from that place before teh smell is detectable.

I totally just pooted n scooted in the hallway.

That was a sick poot n scoot.

by Ralf April 26, 2005

55๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


poot nipple

another word for a really pretty girlie toot.

1.) Yo braw did you just see dat sexy poot nipple?

2.) I feel like a poot niple today

3.) My neighbor is such a pootnipple!

by nana8ter April 17, 2010

1๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


poot-n-scoot

The act of farting in public and then quickly vacating the area so that people don't know you did it. A distraction mechanism, like faking a call on your cell phone or messing with you iPod is a clever move. Try not to be noticed, and get out of there before the stank settles!

"I farted on the bus yesterday, so I immediately got off at the next stop and left the stank in the bus for the other schmucks. It was a perfect poot-n-scoot!"

by PootskieDoodle April 17, 2009

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