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Blighted Water

Kenji's signature ability and the one he uses the most frequent. Blighted Water:
By using his energy (or) his ability “Atomic Switch” , the user is able to change the PSI (pounds per square inch) of any amount of water. Being able to make it deadly it can crush anything with enough energy inputted, standing in it can break bones and kill even to the user if misused. Blighted water cannot be evaporated as it is too dense to heat up or cool down, along with being non-conductive, Depending on how deep the water is that's the area it affects. Blighted Water despise being so dense it's magical properties allow it to flow like normal water.

Kenji: I used Blighted Water and at that time the match ended quickly, not much can defend against something that defies all laws and normalities associated with water

by Kénji Lescara January 25, 2019


texting the water

Texting your friend a cautious 'Hey' when you haven't heard from them in an unusually long time, in order to check that they're not pissed off with you.

Often results in 1) a responding 'Hey' if clear of blame, or 2) pointed silence from the other party if you are guilty of an unknown offence.

Person A: Hey
Person B: YO WASSUP BRUH, AIN'T HEARD FROM YA IN DIZZAYS. HOW U BEEN MAN.
Person A: Soz man, was just texting the water to make sure you weren't mad at me for throwing up in your pool the other night. Glad we're cool

Person C: Hey
(No reply from Person D).

Additional information - Person C hooked up with Person D's sister and then never called her.

by Mpaper July 6, 2011


Water Vegan

You're still able to eat the meats, but you cannot drink anything but WATER.

I am proud to be a water vegan!

by The founder of water vegans January 4, 2017


Booty Water

1. Formally used in a form of Rage. Calling someone booty water refers to in a state of a phycological or physical state of being awful at something

YOUR AWFUL, NO YOUR BOOTY WATER!

by bsandvig7 April 17, 2018

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Beach Water

The water at the beach, commonly referred to as 'the ocean' or 'the sea' by geographical professionals who haven't been on the sauce all week

Lets go chuck it in the .. umm .. y'know .. beach water! Yeah!

by Hades January 3, 2003


giggle water

1920's slang for alcohol, see hooch

How's about some giggle water to drive those blues away?

by Bill McCoy April 20, 2006

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Sharpie Water

A fan of the popular webcomic 'Homestuck' who makes other fans ashamed to be of the same species. Often refers to a poorly made, obviously effortless cosplay, in reference to an incident in which a Homestuck at a con supposedly tried to die her skin grey for a Terezi cosplay by filling the hotel bathtub with black and silver sharpies and bathing in it.

All she got from that was ink poisoning, and removal from the hotel.

Also can refer generally to ANY 'bad' or embarrassing Homestuck fan- fans who are rude to non-Homestucks, take things to their far extremes, misunderstand and twist the comic, apologize for the villains and try to excuse their wrongs, harangue people to read, and force their fandom down others' throats. Anyone who skips to Act 5 for the trolls is a sharpie water.

Homestuck 1: "I found out today that Rebecca didn't even read the first four acts of Homestuck, she skipped to Act 5 because she thinks it's the only good part."
Homestuck 2: "Ugh. What a dumb sharpie water."

by BluhBluhHugeWitch January 11, 2013

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