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Pond Shrimp

Semen

Dude, I sprayed my pond shrimp all over her face last night

by demon_peaches September 21, 2018


pond princess

One who thinks they are ready for big water, (specifically kayaking) but complains the whole time about paddling/peddling when on big water.

She is such a pond princess, can’t even paddle a mile.

by Nothinspecial June 11, 2023


pants in the pond

When sum1 is dead scared

Billy. Jumps out of the bush and screams
Jim. AHHH
Billy. Im sorry

Jim. You had better be, i had my pants in the pond

by Cracked egg in aberdale July 31, 2023


pond penguin

similar to the saying "fish out of water" meaning out of place.

"I went to an indie club last night. I pond penguin hard! Didn't hear one banger"

by pepper_pig_queen December 7, 2014


On the Pond

Used to describe someone who is a faffer, a time waster, a procrastinator.

Derived from the term "Ducking around" derived from "Fucking about".

Someone who aimlessly wonderers around in circles, with no particular direction.

Perry: Where is Colin, he's late!
Will: He's still at home On the Pond.

by BigWill88 August 12, 2022


pond life

When someone is really shit, just like microrganisms in a pond, just insignificant little mongs.

"Them emos sat by the bin is a pond life"

by JPuffer July 12, 2022


old mill pond

Old Milwaukie Beer. It was cheap beer to get for college keggers.

We're drinking Old Mill Pond, as usual.

by goedeck January 3, 2010