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Dude, I sprayed my pond shrimp all over her face last night
One who thinks they are ready for big water, (specifically kayaking) but complains the whole time about paddling/peddling when on big water.
She is such a pond princess, can’t even paddle a mile.
Billy. Jumps out of the bush and screams
Jim. AHHH
Billy. Im sorry
Jim. You had better be, i had my pants in the pond
similar to the saying "fish out of water" meaning out of place.
"I went to an indie club last night. I pond penguin hard! Didn't hear one banger"
Used to describe someone who is a faffer, a time waster, a procrastinator.
Derived from the term "Ducking around" derived from "Fucking about".
Someone who aimlessly wonderers around in circles, with no particular direction.
Perry: Where is Colin, he's late!
Will: He's still at home On the Pond.
When someone is really shit, just like microrganisms in a pond, just insignificant little mongs.
"Them emos sat by the bin is a pond life"
Old Milwaukie Beer. It was cheap beer to get for college keggers.
We're drinking Old Mill Pond, as usual.