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1. A person or more commonly, apprentice who spends their day shuffling around the job site avoiding direct line of sight thus dodging anyone in authority who may give direction to complete a task.
1.5. A person or more commonly
Apprentice who is very skilled in looking at , touching and or moving small objects around site to camouflage doing absolutely fuck all.
2. A person or more commonly,
apprentice who smoke bombs once the tradesmen's back is turned.
3. A person or more commonly,
Apprentice who is completely uncontactable on site using the shouting method 5 times till you get the fucking shits and go look for them finding said person has timed there steps perfectly to appear from behind the nearest wall with a dumbfounded look caked on their face replying I didn’t hear you.
Hay Keven, where’s Bacon?
“Fucked if I know, last time I saw he was shuffling like a site walker with ONE nail in hand, 100m to the skip bin”
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