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The wide-based stance men must take at a urinal to avoid splashback, sprinkle-toes, or a pool of urine on the floor.
In an effort to stay dry, I did urinal-splits and pulled my groin.
A personal urinal is a fetish mostly used in hentai. School girls are put in a chamber for men to walk in and out pleasured by the women.
J: Yo, u used those personal urinals yet?
A: Yeah bro! those girls are real good.
The act of a gentlemen urinating in the urinal , while the urinal spews his own urine back at him .
Me : hey bro i gotta take a leak .
Friend: alright man
Friend (5 mins later) : dude what happend to your pants?!?!
Me: oh yeah , i had some "urinal backfire" if you know what i mean.
When you go to a pub or club in the mens bathroom and one of thems clogged up with a lot of urine and the colour becomes basically hot yellow aka Gatorade colour.
Did you go into the toilet and see that Gatorade Urinal ?
Yeah it was disgusting and dripping all over.
n. A (very) public drinking fountain, where (homeless) people may have urinated.
*Alice and Bob walking in a park*
Bob: Hold up, I want to get a drink of water.
Alice: What, in that hobo urinal? How can you drink the water when it smells like rotten piss? Just wait until we get home.
*Couple of drunks walking in the park at night*
Guy 1: Man I gotta piss.
Guy 2: Me too!
Guy 1: I'm going to christen this hobo urinal.
Much like a game of chess. When 5 urinals are present and male 1 takes the first urinal. Male 2 then comes along and takes the urinal 3 spots down so male 3 canot piss if they respect the Urinal Rule. Checkmate
Male 1: Dammit i was Urinal stalemated today!
Male 2: Oh wow thats dog man.
Male 1: I know! If only he wasnt a douchebag.