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September 15th national fuck your best friend day
"Hey bro you wanna smash"
"Why"
"Its national fuck your best friend day"
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The 26th of December, is National Fuck Your 2nd Husband Day
Me: Hey you wanna go screw tonight? I still have some Christmas spirit left over
Them: But wouldn't that be suspicious to your first other?
Me: Naw he'll understand. After all, it's National Fuck your 2nd Husband Day.
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Usually a run on sentence commonly used by Indian men when confronted or threatened
Benchod fuck your mother fucker son of bitch cockfuck 2 times in the butt
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An immature and inappropriate response when you lose an online multiplayer game.
Person who won the game: Better luck next time!
Person who lost the game: I fucked your Wife last night.
Person who won the game: Yeah, I'm pretty sure you didn't fuck her.
Person who lost the game: How do you know that?
Person who won the game: Because she was with me yesterday.
Person who lost the game: You fucked her, didn't you?
Person who won the game: Yes, I did and she liked it a lot.
Person who lost the game: Damn it, my cover is blown.
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This terms usually used by spoiled 7 year old kids when they get killed in Fortnite.
Timmy said, "you fucking nigger I will fuck your gay dad" when he got 2nd place in Fortnite.
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The ultimate comeback, used by both men and women, becuase there is abseloutly nothing to say back to it.
Person 1Fuck you, dickhead
Urbandictiionary reader Your just pissed becuase i fucked your dad
Person 1 ....uh....
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By saying this, you avoid conversations and absolutely destroys the other person.
Person 1: Hi
Person 2: fuck you fuck your mother your mother gay
Person 1: *explodes*
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