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The act of tucking one’s penis in between your legs to look a mangina
Bro did you see kaiden dirty melvin right in the middle of the party?
Melvin miller is normally a black male, loves to talk about how large his penis is even though it is super tiny. So funny that will make pee your pants, but if innaproprate stuff wasent alive he wouldent be funny. Hes a geek loser but makes people crack up.
melvin miller stop making me laugh.....
When you melt a snickers bar between your butt cheeks and then immediately put the same snickers bar in between your partners butt cheeks.
The wife and I did the Sticky Melvin last night
A Truly Outstanding Knob Slobber , and professional dishwasher; a true necessity in the kitchen! Best housewife anyone could ever ask for.
“Damn bro, ain’t nobody been slobbin me up lately, i need me a Melvin Cooper!”
My vagina just ate one side of my panties. I have a Melvin, It feels gross.
Similar to a “Wet Willy,” a Wet Melvin is the act of licking one’s hand and smearing it down someone’s face.
“I swear she’s gonna get a Wet Melvin if she keeps pissing me off”
“Giving him a Wet Willy would be too nice. He’s getting a Wet Melvin”
Money from the short squeeze on GameStop (GME) in January of 2021. Taking all of Melvins capital.
Elon Musk gave GME a shoutout on twitter after the stock soared from a mere $4 in early Dec. to $150 end of January.
Melvin owes 5.5 Billion dollars at a 60% interest rate.
“Yo dog nice Tesla” -Rando dude
“Yeah thank Elon for helping me get that Melvin Money”