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When u take a face time photo at an oddly specific angle pointing to one’s abdomen or where the vagina or coochie would be
*friend standing on top of camera at a certain angle* me:*takes face time photo* QUEEF ANGLE!
when you kill the good in someone. like showing them drugs for the first time. when you kill the innocence
i showed the dnd kids meth god Im such a angle killer
Good advice for pleasure seekers!
Keep the angle of the dangle perpindiculer to the mass of the ass and don’t let your meat loaf.
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The bringing-back of the usage of "myspace angles", but to facebook.
R: Yo AP, you feeling nostalgia for myspace? Your new default pic's got the angles.
AP: Yeah man, I'm starting a new movement for the facebook angles.
One day when I was fingering my massive crevice of an asshole, I noticed that its 90° angle was congruent to the 90° angles created by all of my fingers (which are always bent backwards).
Holy guacamole! The angle of my asshole is congruent to the angle of my pointer finger! Congruent angles are epic!
A right-angled penis has a perpendicular bend to the origin of said penis
My friend Niall is like captain hook. He's got a right-angled penis!
The art of manipulating situations with the finesse of a used car salesman so that every conversation, no matter how mundane or only tangentially related, serves to benefit one’s personal agenda. Basically social gymnastics for the ethically flexible.
"Brad sure has a knack for working an angle; he turned a routine staff meeting into a networking opportunity with the CEO and somehow ended up with a promotion and the CEO’s old gym socks.”