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The condition upon which one sits on the toilet until their butt turns numb. This condition can travel down your legs if untreated, leaving you with temporary paralysis and unable to avoid all the people you’ve pissed off by hogging the bathroom.
Matt: Where the hell were you and why you walking funny?
Dan: He was in the shitter for an hour and didn’t wash his hands.
Joel: I got butt autism and I need a place to lie down
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The mental super-position you're in when you're not sure if you're autistic or not.
Similar to Schrödinger's cat, you can only exist in this state until you are officially diagnosed.
Person A: Do you have autism?
Person B: I dunno maybe? I haven't been diagnosed yet so I guess I have Schrödinger's Autism
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When a non autistic person is saying stuff so autistic you could fill a glass with the autism that is coming out of his mouth.
Yo this dumbass be spittin' liquid autism all over the place.
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When someone's speech is so non-sense that you could catch the bull***t leaving their mouth as liquid autism.
A:"My name jeff XD"
B:"Dude what are you talking about"
C:"Don't mind him he's just spitting liquid autism"
B:"ok bye".
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A sex act often used between irc cuckolds and anime bints where the bint bends over and starts nuzzling the pubic thatch of the nearest jew, upon successfully extracting crabs the cuckold fists the anus of the bint while the jew shout's endorsement as a suser
Woah check out that mad suser chanting at the autism kow those asshats doing
When you are so autistic you don't know that you are autistic.
Charley: Yo, you know that kid Mikey?
James: Yeah?
Charley: That kid is so autistic he doesn't know he's autistic.
James: That's so autismic bro. I guess we all land somewhere on the spectrum.