A friend that you meet while either taking a number 1 or 2 and reminisce about running...and all of the running acomplishment you have achieved over your life.
I was hanging out in the potty with Mr. Hankey when my bathroom friend arrived and we were chatting about our 100 mile run!
Worst thing to exist ever. A girl from my theatre class has a thing for them. Why?
Carpeted Bathrooms shouldn't be a thing
"Look at all the mold in my Carpeted Bathroom"
A guy that you constantly see going to the bathroom (normally every 15 minutes), often to blow another dude.
Every time we're in the hallway playing ping-pong, we cross paths with Bathroom Guy.
A target bathroom is where you took the biggest fucking shat all over the sink where after you left you had to come back to the bathroom to wipe your ass more
Is that the target bathroom better go back to wipe your ass
When asked what “the incident” at your school was, this is a common answer. An unsolved mystery, typically taking place at schools in small unknown towns, kids will find the bathroom covered in blood (usually an ridiculously large amount) and report it, but never hear anything back about what happened.
Her: what what “the incident” at your high school
Him: the blood in the bathroom
Her: what?
Him: it’s a long story
when you and your roommates smoke weed in the bathroom because your landlords are assholes and don't let you smoke in the backyard
roommate 1: tryna hit the bathroom shuffle?
roommates 2, 3 & 4: fuck ya!
The moment when wiping ones ass that the toilet paper rips and you inadvertently put a finger on or in your brownie hole, thus allowing you to leave your fingerprints on the paper like a jail booking.
Everytime I use one-ply toilet paper I give myself the bathroom booking.