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Beam Me Up Scotty

A legendary mixtape made by no other than Nicki Minaj signed in YMCMB.
Lil Wayne, Busta Rhymes, Brinx, Gucci Mane, Drake, Shannell, Rocko, Jae Millz, Gudda Gudda, Ron Browz, Red Cafe, and Ricki Blaze feature in the tracks... Not to mention DJs including Holiday and DJ Khaled!
Released in 2009.

Person 1: Dude you've probably heard Itty Bitty Piggy, right?

Person 2: Yeah, it's that dope shit from Beam Me Up Scotty!

Person 1: Yeah! Nicki's the best!

by tig.ole.bitties June 25, 2011

139๐Ÿ‘ 170๐Ÿ‘Ž


Crazy Finger Beams

Crazy Finger Beams are quite simply crazy laser beams you shoot from your finger to destroy mostly annoying Firefox ads, anything named Firefox or a varient of it, and the browser Fireox itself. The orignal user of this was Freeza from Dragon Ball Z but he used it to blow up some black haired monkies and failed.

You: *Browsing the web*

Computer: "You must use Firefox to view this page. Firefox is completely customizable wi-"

You: ... CRAZY FINGER BEAM *shoots Crazy Finger Beams from fingers to blow up the ad and enter the site*

Computer: *displays site*

by CRAZYFINGERBEAMMAN October 19, 2008

1๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


STEAM DREAM BEAM CREAM

Endorphous occasionally answers his mobi pho with this phrase. It's true meaning is not known, however the term was coined around the same time as "a nailed christ hand" & "on claw towel gin".

A Steam Dream Beam Cream.
Hi,is Norman there?
He's gone.

by Cwips February 16, 2004

12๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Civil Rights Beam Cannon

An attack Picollo from Dragon Ball would use, if he was a civil rights activist. However, it would be a completely ineffective move, since actual power is required to use an attack in Dragon Ball, and civil rights are nonexistent in the universe.

Piccolo: Civil Rights Beam Cannon!
Civil Rights Beam Cannon: *does nothing*

by WhyMyPPsmall April 14, 2019

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Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

A phrase referring to 9/11. This phrase is normally used by conspiracists that 9/11 was inside job carried out by the U.S. under President George Bush. The argument is that the steel beams that collapsed within the tower causing it to fall, could not have been melted by the heat from the collision of the plane. Meaning that the building could have been intentionally brought down via explosives, specifically using thermite, that can melt steel and leave no evidence behind.

Person A: 9/11 was such a mournful day in history. Screw Terrorists!!
Person B: Yeah....the terrorists are the government. Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

by Dr. TS January 30, 2016

403๐Ÿ‘ 58๐Ÿ‘Ž


sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads

1. From the old Austin Powers movie, the awesome quote by Dr. Evil.

2. An exclamation of pain and anger, almost at the point of giving up, but still trying to make it work

As Dr. Evil eloquently says in the old movie Austin Powers: International Man of Myster:
"You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here! What do we have? "

" got 2 exams coming up, and yet this douche-bag from my history class keeps calling me up to go hang out with him. And add to that the fact that my car's tire is flat, and on top of that I got blue-balls like nobody's business. Sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!"

by Adel7 November 29, 2007

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams

That "jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams" is a conspiracy theory based on 9/11. The name gives it away but it basically means the planes did not singlehandledly bring the towers down but someone had made them vulnerable on beforehand. There's also a conspiracy theory based on the twin towers not being built with steel beams in order to save money. "Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams" is often associated with George Bush since he was the USA president at the time.

Brandon: 9/11 was such a tragic
Robert: It wasn't an incident, jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams!

by r/me_irl October 25, 2017