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Torpedo

A sly or otherwise cheeky statement (usually backhanded, sarcastic, or savage in nature) that is cleverly worded so that it goes unnoticed at first until its true meaning is figured out. Therefore much like a torpedo: Will go typically go unnoticed by many until its either too late to do anything about it or hits them.

Clyde: Dude that burn was a total Torpedo.
Dale: Yeah man, did you see the faces of the ones who figured it out?
Clyde: Totally. It was a beautiful sight watching their smiles fade in realization.

by TranscendentBoredomOverlord June 06, 2018


torpedo

when you take charge of a woman in bed who's on top of you, and you turn her around in a split second and rail the fuck out of her

nigga #1: yo I torpedo'd dat bih so hard last night
nigga #2: must have felt good putting her in place

by queefsmellLover September 11, 2021


Torpedo

A women who is attractive when under the influence of alcohol.

Man, Ben was so smashed last night. He ended up taking home that torpedo.

The act of being Torpedoed.

by ThumbGunner June 02, 2018


torpedo

an aquatic instrument fired at kids swimming in the ocean

The man shook faster to arm the torpedo

by Gigaphile February 22, 2022


Torpedo

The most overrated vehicle in roblox jailbreak, some even call it a soap bar with wheels. Typically glazed by sweats with over 70 million cash.

Who wants a free Torpedo? Comment your name to join the giveaway!

by Crobbeeee72 May 22, 2024


Torpedo

The act of mixing a double jack and coke with half of a xanax bar. Before the first sip the xanax bar must be inserted into the straw and slurped down with the first gulp.

After this Torpedo I’m going to knock out on the airplane.

by BigBeaninLeanin March 06, 2019


Torpedo

The act of anal masturbation while using a pool toy at your local swimming pool.

"Witnesses say that Tom Cruise was shot to death after caught Torpedoing in the hot tub by his mother."
"Did you see that chick Torpedoing herself?"

by jayrodmurderface June 30, 2017