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Needing to take a shit really badly, your turd sticking out of your anus licking the inside of your pants.
Johnny was licking cloth so he sprinted to the toilet and managed to evacuate his bowels safely.
Friend: "I'm gonna put on some sleepin clothes!"
You: "diddly darn it's bout to be lit!"
A clean piece of cloth that started life as a face cloth but was relegated to use with the nether regions and as such, does not deserve the moniker of face cloth.
Used in communal bathing events like among young siblings.
Don't mix up the face cloth and the bum cloth.
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A meddievil torcher device for brutaly wacking bad boys or girls on the bum bum
BENDOVER it's time for Table Cloth
When you almost poop your pants but get to the bathroom in the nick of time. This is typical for the day after a long night of drinking, chili eating or hot dog eating competition.
Dude that was such a clothes call. I barely got to sit down before I started pooping!
Loosely worn clothing. Often to big or to small. Used as a sexual way. To attracted by showing parts of your body.
Look! I can see that curvy girls boobs because her bikini is is loose! Man do I want to f**k her bad, so bad I'm getting hard just thinking about it! Oh I just love skimpy clothing!
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The type of clothes the people in the neomodern movement wear. There are diferent styles but the one thing they have in common is that they differ greatly from modern clothing.
The most popular clothes are togas like those worn by the ancient greeks and romans, and other clothes are of the style that looks like it came right of , "connan the barbaran", and others are what is termed porn clothes or in other words what some people wear in porn films before they take them off.
The one thing that these clothes say is, " I am not part of the modern world".
Dig those neomodern clothes.
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