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When you have the irrational belief that you home team with be victorious despite all the bad decisions they make.
DaBears were down by 21 with under 2 minutes to go but my CFS (Chicago Fan Syndrome) knew they would somehow pull off the win.
A person that always makes situations uncomfortable and awkward.
Dude, you are such a dripping penis! Why do you have to make every situation so uncomfortable?
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You laugh so hard that you shit your pants.
That dude at the comedy club gave the laugh squirts.
Chafing caused from the irritation of unesacary items rubbing against ones skin.
Wearing the fanny pack all day gave me the worst case of ryjane!
Simply put someone who is a fucking douche. FUcking + DOUCHE = FUDOUCHE
Scenario 1: Guy brings your ex girlfriend to your house and introduces her to your wife as your ex girlfriend. That guy is a fudouche.
Scanerio 2: Girlfriend knows you are out for a guys night and texts you every 20 minutes to see what you are doing. That girl is totally being a fudouche.
When you almost poop your pants but get to the bathroom in the nick of time. This is typical for the day after a long night of drinking, chili eating or hot dog eating competition.
Dude that was such a clothes call. I barely got to sit down before I started pooping!