Rubik's Cube

The puzzle everyone thinks is impossible to solve... but with a good YouTube video it becomes very easy.

P1: I can never solve the Rubik's Cube.

P2: Have you checked YouTube?
P1: No.
P2:........

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wube cube

The sexiest thing known to man

It turns me on when I see a wube cube

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bush cubed

An unfortunately unobtainable pinnacle of lesbian action. Three cooters rubbing together in unison.

Anna: "You take one cooch and another cooch and you rub them together, what is there not to get?"
Alicia: "But then you couldn't get bush cubed, you can't rub three together..."

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Sheening The Cube

Going seven days without sleep

I went to Vegas for a bachelor party weekend but I wound up swapping out my ticket and staying the rest of the week.

whisper voice duuuude, you were Sheening The Cube!!!

see Gleaming The Cube with Christian Slater 1981

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sad cube

A sad cube, a member of Hectorverantia and it indicates severe unhappy emotions.

Louiza: foy, what’s up?
One Foy Bean: i’m feeling like a sad cube

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Sad cube

RIP everyone’s favourite cube 🙏🏿

Fabian: I regret to inform you. I killed sad cube :(

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Pubic's Cube

A fiendishly difficult chastity mechanism

"Sir Andrew The Knave stood wearily in front of the Lady of The Lake, but by the strength of the old gods he knew he'd made it..
Years of searching were suddenly worthwhile...
tears rolled down his face for he knew that his lifelong quest for the holy grail was over -

However after three unsuccessful attempts at her Pubic's Cube, it was suddenly clear that he should never have have drank that second horn of mandrakes piss ...

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