December 8

The day of the year that some of the most prestigious and wonderful people were born on. Sagittarius- these people are kind, sarcastic, caring, good friends, and intelligent. They can sometimes be rude, but they know what they want.

Emma: Yeah I’m a Sagittarius I was born on December 8th

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December 2

The one day of the year where you need to eat chicken nugget

Richard: It’s December 2nd
Larry: Let’s go get some chicken nuggets

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december 3

december 3 is where you bring an empty soda can to school and throw it in the hallways saying, “THIS BITCH EMPTY, YEET.”

december 3

“hey guess what day it is?”
“what is it?”
*yeets empty soda can across the hallway*

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December 2

The day where the best people on earth were born: beautiful, sexy, funny with a heart of gold.

Rebecca: You’re an amazing person, you must have been born on December 2nd

Charlie: Thanks! I am!

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December 14th

one bad ass bitch was made this day represent.

the traits that people who were born on this day are cool, awesome, DOPE, kinda gog too.

me: im born on december 14th!
girl: oh so you're DOPE and kinda gog...

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December 15

National no virgin day. Make all your friends who are virgins no longer virgins, even if it’s one of the homies seeing this automatically gives you a pass to be gay the whole day

Toby: Hey it’s December 15 ;)
Tom: Oh shit really, ok where you wanna fuck then?
Toby: Right here right now ;)
Tom: DIPSHIT WERE IN THE SCHOOL HALLWAY, but i mean I’m down

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December 2nd

The day when a boy must make a decision about his intentions on a girl. The day was named in honour of a date when famous Russian literature hero Vlad Gejushin, decided that he needs a woman he loves in his life and saved her from death.

Person1: Hmm I’m not sure. Do I need her?
Person2: Come on! It’s December 2nd you got to decide!

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