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The action of which intails shitting one ones chest during/after sexual intercorse. Most find this practice crued and unruley. However, paired with a "Dutch oven" it can make for one shitty experience.
"Hey baby, what are your thoughts on a holiday steamroller?"
A normal work day where you are late or no call no show to an appointment.
My cable guy must have a Dutch Holiday, I've been waiting around all day for him to show up.
(Noun) a person who thinks it is acceptable to schedule their stupid life event (wedding, baby shower, etc.) on holiday weekends, thus putting you in a socially precarious spot of forfeiting your free time or telling them they're not worth a long weekend.
Friend: we're going to the lakehoude for the 4th. Wanna come?
Me: I wish I could but Ellen is a holiday hijacker and scheduled her stupid wedding for that weekend.
Friend: Bitch.....
The act of ditching your family during the holidays to aviod long conversations and looking at baby pictures.
My mom was about to show everyone my baby pictures so I pulled of a Holiday Dip.
When going postal can't describe the amount of psychotic behavior that will be exhibited. Phrase is related to the amount of postal traffic during the holidays and how postal employees are under even more stress during those periods.
If you don't give me my McNuggets I'm going to go holiday postal on your ass!
When you take off from work for no apparent reason other than "just because"
Ehh, weather looks shitty for Monday. I think I'll take a Hertling Holiday
When your ass cheeks turn blue cause it's cold outside.
I had the holiday blue's bad at work today!