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A doom kitten is the best sort of kitten there is. Part kitten and part doom it is super cute but it bites so beware! You must always be on your best behaviour around kittens like this or risk unleashing the Doom!
"Aww what a cute kitten, can I pet it?" "Of course you can, but it's a doom kitten so be careful you might lose a finger!"
Type of long term sugar baby that uses you for money and security with a pleasant demeanor, but we all know cats will stray and strike. This breed of sugar baby is known to be lazy on the couch, can’t raise her children, and accepts her place in the universe. This type of woman is typically found in Arkansas in the midwestern region. She is a form of succubus that drains your money, breaks your heart, and crushes your balls.
Why have a one night stand when you could have a couch kitten all summer long.
Female version of Punching the Clown
"He spent too much time in the woods so she's been slapping the kitten twice a day."
A wonderful cute perfect sweet snuggle lovey purring boyfriend or girlfriend that loves kitties and cuddles and is the best partner in the world and who loves you to death! Also gives boops and meows adorably! Might possibly have wings and amazing hair that hides kitten ears!
Dan is a kitten angel. He doesn't know it but he has kitty ears and kitten wings! He is the cutest angel kitten ever!
The action a man's body makes when he's making love to a woman's vagina.
I'm gonna club the kitten of hers so hard tonight!
a quick play on words used in lieu of “just kidding” to momentarily distort the cognitive focus of attentive individuals.. or get one in by figuratively jizzing on them. either way, you win.
i know i said i was going to let you smash a mercury thermometer in my dick tip tonight, but i was jizz kitten.
A supposed female user, (although most likely a 50 year old man), of the social platform Discord. Often known to say Uwu, these kittens are predominantly aquainted with notorious discord user Kirro, otherwise known as Callum Gee.
Hey! Did you see that Kirro has a new discord kitten? Odds on hes a fat bloke?
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