The action a man's body makes when he's making love to a woman's vagina.
I'm gonna club the kitten of hers so hard tonight!
a quick play on words used in lieu of “just kidding” to momentarily distort the cognitive focus of attentive individuals.. or get one in by figuratively jizzing on them. either way, you win.
i know i said i was going to let you smash a mercury thermometer in my dick tip tonight, but i was jizz kitten.
A supposed female user, (although most likely a 50 year old man), of the social platform Discord. Often known to say Uwu, these kittens are predominantly aquainted with notorious discord user Kirro, otherwise known as Callum Gee.
Hey! Did you see that Kirro has a new discord kitten? Odds on hes a fat bloke?
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The best zyra player in all of leagues history. That's all you need to know
this Toula The Kitten guy keeps stomping my bronze elo matches, help me
A doom kitten is the best sort of kitten there is. Part kitten and part doom it is super cute but it bites so beware! You must always be on your best behaviour around kittens like this or risk unleashing the Doom!
"Aww what a cute kitten, can I pet it?" "Of course you can, but it's a doom kitten so be careful you might lose a finger!"
Female version of Punching the Clown
"He spent too much time in the woods so she's been slapping the kitten twice a day."