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A person who has so much clout that you gain some clout just by standing near them. They radiate positive energy, and they make NO TIME for haters. Being around a clout magnet is a surprisingly smart approach to moving up on the totem pole.
Look at Aiden, he is such a clout magnet! Someday, I want to be like him!
Someone who is overly attracted to women that are 8+ months over their pregnancy due date.
Person 1: "Bro see that hot ass over there?
Person 2: "Ewww no dude that girl is like 8 months past her pregnancy."
Person 1: "Shit you're right dude... I might be a mother magnet."
All the piss coming at ya, it’s all just pissing all over you ah oh god it hurts help please I’m covered in piss it’s so fucking stinky it’s so sickening and pissinging yea.
Bitch 1: I really hate you you damn piss magnet.
Bitch 2: what the hell is a piss magnet?
Bitch: here it comes *all piss begins to cover bitch 1*
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A man that only Mormon women are attracted to.
'Bro, did you hear about Matt Cesnik? He just got asked out by another Mormon'
'Yeah man, he's such a Mormon Magnet."
The corner of a page that one's handwriting naturally slopes towards when writing on unlined paper.
"She had a magnet corner located at the bottom right of the page."
Eyes. One who cannot help themselves from looking at a guys crotch.
Jacob's wiener magnets are focused on my dick
To be attractive towards those intrested in sexual activities involving excretion.
"I keep getting invites to go to poo parties; i'm a total dutch magnet."