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When you're having sex with a girl who's easy to spread and you make her cream so much that her genital area resembles a mayonnaise spread.
Guy 1- Tell me about that girl you met the other night!
Guy2- I ended up taking her home and it turns out she's one of those mayonnaise clitoris types!
An act of segregation between white children and birthday party clowns.
“Hey Todd we need some Mayonnaise massages around here.”
The act between two gay men, where Partner 1 climaxes in Partner 2's cheesy foreskin (Hence the mayonnaise and cheese).
Upon completing this act, Partner 2 proceeds to give a rimjob to Partner 1, completing the act with a face full of ham.
Keith: "So how did you and you husband celebrate your 10 year anniversary?"
Alex: "Oh, he gave me a mayonnaise, cheese, and ham!"
K: "So he only gave you a sandwich? How romantic."
A: "Yeah... A sandwich..."
A very unfunny joke I made
A:"how are you? "
B:"like gay mayonnaise "
A:"fish "
When you and a friend (preferably named Cale) get a huge barrel of mayonnaise and submerge yourselves in it together, you then lock toes and stick one man’s genitalia down the other and breed. Once one has finished the other genitalia goes down the first one. You go until there is blood, once there is blood you leave the barrel and lick the mayo off of each other.
Mike oxlong: what are you and Cale doing later?
Me: were mayonnaise breeding
Code for "cumming inside" during sex.
See also creampie or not pulling out
Guy 1: Yo bro how did your date go?
Guy 2: Dude it was nice. WE made some Mayonnaise Cake together
Guy2: ayyyyyyy
When you take a metal rod and put it through a mayonnaise and freeze it and after that you take it out and it become a Mayonnaise Mace
Yo i crafted a Mayonnaise Mace