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The finger one uses whilst wiping your backside...
“Hey bro do you dig finger or glide?”
Skin Fingers, When your trying to feel your finger prints then you realise you have skin fingers.
Here is Adele with her Skin Fingers.
Euphemism for the penis, called such because it resembles a finger wearing a hat to one who has never seen said body part.
He pulls down his pants sensually. And out pops a finger with a hat.
Watermelon Fingers
(1) The act of fingering a member of the female sex while she is on menstruation. The idea is based on while eating watermelon, red juices cover the fingers, and you have a choice to either lick it off, or wipe it off.
Example: Johnny has watermelon fingers after he took that girl home from the bar yesterday.
(2) Watermelon Fingers can also refer in a philosophical sense to the idea of racism. Watermelon, over time, has been stereotyped with the "African-American" community. Although, all humans consume watermelon as it is considered an aphrodisiac. When an individual eats a watermelon, a mess of juices flow through the hands. The juices are the "water" or essentially the "life form" of the watermelon. This is the act of "bleeding" from the melon. The idea is we are wasting vital parts of the melon, without realizing it. The concept of racism is defined in a sense that we all are eating watermelon (wasting life), because our focus is concrete (the taste), not what the effect it has on our individual body(soul). Therefore, watermelon fingers represent the lack of knowledge of our disrespect to all "life" (including race), and how we just wipe away (juices) our ignorance without a care of the effects to other individuals. Watermelon fingers represent our ignorant society and the programmed individuals who are unable to think of our consequences. Our wants trump our needs.
Example: Tim could see Julie's watermelon fingers from across the room after seeing her make fun of Jada.
Where you make the OK '👌🏼' sign and fool your friends so they look at it. If they do you get to punch them. Often perceived as having to be below the waist. Quite a popular meme as of 2017-18.
Rosie: Hey Bobbie did you drop this *makes finger circle*
Bobbie: *looks down*
Bobbie: ah fucks sake Rosie
Rosie: *punches Bobbie's shoulder*
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The practice of abstaining from fingering oneself for the entire month of February. It also prohibits women from seeking self-pleasure through other unconventional means such as sitting on top of a washing machine shaking violently, riding a galloping horse for prolonged periods of time, or the vaginal insertion of inanimate objects that include but are not limited to: lava lamps, Pringles cans, and bobble heads.
Girl 1: Ugh, I just can't seem to get any at all this month.
Girl 2: Why don't you just relieve some of that stress yourself? *winks*
Girl 1: I wish I could, but it's No Fingering February.
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lazy around and doing nothing of note other than surfing the web, watching crappy TV or abusing house pets etc..
"Hey William, you really aught to come train in the gym and get yourself ready for the beach, instead of spending all your free time fingering the dog.."
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