(1)bullsh*tting around when it can cost,hurt you or not be in your best interest.
(2)fumbling around.
(3)slipping.
(4)f*cking off
Discovered in Florida by a guy on the treasure coast by the name of Boobie.
He was urking and jerking, thats why he went to jail.
11π 1π
A contest in which two men must stare at each other while fapping. The first man to look away or cum loses. Blinking is safe.
βJohn, I challenge you to a jerk-off.β
βAlright, Jack. Where? When?β
β6:00a.m. this Saturday. The lot back behind the Giant.β
12π 2π
when someone masturbates for someone else
tom: will you jerk me?
susan: jerk me?
tom:you know masturbate for me...
susan:oh ok sure;)
29π 6π
When someone does something mean or uncool. Basically describing something a jerk would do.
Chris told my girlfriend that i had herpes, what a jerk move.
or
Matt kicked me in the crotch, damn that was a jerk move.
31π 7π
a handjob given because the girl felt bad for the guy.
Dude, i got a mercy jerk last night 'cause Judy found out about my grandma's death.
46π 12π
Similar to circular logic; When people stroke themselves by stroking others. Very common in the corporate setting.
Board member: Mr. Peterson is doing a stellar job running this company. I'm so glad I cast the deciding vote to hire him.
Employee under breath: Running this company into the ground. Classic circular jerk, dude.