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This Is What Toilet Calls Mephone 4
"HEY, FUCK YOU MISTAH PHONE!" - Toilet
Opposite of work phone...
A second phone carried for sneaky purposes...
Usually used for porn, sexy photos, cheating on spouse...
I met this really hot chick last night and I saved her number in my fun phone.
I'm gonna send her some nudes later...
While drunk, you phone someone you can't talk to sober (because of bad past-times or because you haven't got the balls) and talk nonsense to them until they either put the phone down, or agree to have sex with you.
1. "Dude, I am so wasted after drinking that whole crate"
2. "I know man, what can we do now?"
3. "Dude, let's do some Drunk Phoning!
4. "YEAH!, Lets call your mum"
VERB - When you’re actively texting with someone and trying to make plans and suddenly they stop responding - like after their last message they threw their phone as far from themselves as possible like a grenade they need to get rid of.
Robert, Chel and I were actively talking about when to play poker in our group text and when we tried to confirm the time - phone grenade! Everyone got quiet and it was all, “Bueller?”
a bin used in target stores to collect old phones for recycling. it is usually beside the trash cans in target.
can we go to target after school to look for phones in the phone bin?
annoying Indians who call you when doing something important saying you have a virus in there computer, when there just trying to hack you.
God knows why they get paid for calling people and saying shit into a telephone
90% of a time when you call them a Indian scammer or some other shit, they will either hang up or call you a prostitute.
phone scammers are such dicks
When you're hanging out with your friends and there's that one kid who just sits there on his phone.
"Hey man have you seen the lighter?" *Silence* "Get off your phone and pay attention, phone boy!!"