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I phrase used to pressure others into drinking (or smoking) against their will.
Your as fucking sober as my nan, take a drink.. when i come back in 30 seconds i want that can to be empty.
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When an individual doesn’t drink, but uses cocaine.
A: Why does Nick keep jingling his keys and going to the bathroom every 20 minutes?
B: Oh, he’s New York sober now.
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This is an app which is meant to assist people trying to end unhealthy addictions- be it drugs, cutting, alcohol, gambling...
It features a timer which keeps track of the time you've spent sober. You can write notes to keep track of all the reasons you want to quit- and motivational packs for additional encouragement. There's a community section in which you can find groups and communicate through posts, to assure you that you aren't always alone in your suffering.
Thanks to I am Sober, my former darkness is a thing of the past. Hopefully it will never overcome me again.
When going out and partying, there will often be one person who is not drinking alcohol, for whatever reason this may be. This person may be referred to as the Sober-Wan Kenobi.
Michael: Basim, why aren't you drinking?
Basim: I just don't feel like it man..
Michael: Dude, your such a Sober-Wan Kenobi!
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A sober hobbit-girl is often just minutes away from her next beer and her only topic of conversation is that she never going to drink alcohol again. She is not very critical in their choice of partner - even she is sober.
Larsson: Hi guys, my girl is going to be sober.
The Gang: Come on, we saw her, she is just in the "sober hobbit-girl" stage, next level is coming...
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Living on the Eastern Shore of Maryland living life all while being a fully functional alcoholic. But hey we don't do drugs (weed is not a drug ).
Having some cocktails at night. Waking up going in and working hard. Repeat until the weekend where you continue to day drink.
1) Nah man I am still Eastern Shore Sober. I only had 10 , tenies(10 oz bud lights found only in MD) so I am good to go for a country ride.
One who has quit most mind and mood altering substances after years as an absolute drug fiend! With the notable exception of weed, beer, and shrooms. Named after the sobriety combo of legendary frontman of Ministry himself Al Jourgensen.
Person 1: I thought Island was sober, but he's totally tripping balls on shrooms?
Person 2: He is, he's Uncle Al Sober. Quit all the hard stuff besides weed, beer, and shrooms just like Al Jorgensen.
Person 1: Ahhhh, well as long as he ain't shooting dope into his pee hole again.