the month in which one group of bro's has a competition to see who can grow the douchiest mustache.
dude have you seen seth's mustache?
yea, he looks like a total douche!!!
your right, he is gonna win this year's douche-stache december.
The result of eating out a woman on her period. Results in a red mustache on the upper lip.
Stacy: "Thanks for eating me out Chad. You look so hot with that soviet stache."
Chad: "The redder, the better"
When a cat has a built in mustache.
This cat is a bu because they have a fine bu stache.
it’s like a milk mustache but with nut, aka semen. (mostly seen after giving head)
“girl wipe off your nut stache, my mom’s almost home”
The only thing my Shaft costume still needs is a stache-thetic.
A jizz stach its when a men\shemale cums on somebody s upper lip making a semen moustache.
When I cum I'm gonna let make you a jizz stach, just keep blowing
A pedo stache is a small thin “mustache” that make any man measurably less attractive.
Johnny: “Yo, did you see Ty’s gay little pedo stache?”
Logan: “Yeah, I might fuck around a get one, myself!”