dusty susan

One who is always moving or going, always on the road looking for the best trade. Modern day gypsy. Only time this person stops is because he is in jail/ incarcerated.

Dusty Susan stopped by the house to trade this Bushnell flashlight for some parmesan bread bites today.

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Singing Susan

A Singing Susan is when during sex, air is trapped and compressed inside the vagina and upon subsequent entries by the man's penis, the air is compressed to the point where it forcefully exits the vaginal canal to relieve and equalize the pressure. The sounds of the air rushing out is principally the same as the familiar queef. While a potential source of embarassment for the girl, the gentleman can rest easy knowing the size of his johnson was the most likely cause.

While having sex, John's unit continuously pounded Jessica's pussy until it sang a short tune.
Jessica thus committed a Singing Susan.

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Doing a susan

Over eating to the point where you are about to burst.

I’m doing a susan and eating this last slice of cake

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Glazey Susan

When you Cum on someone's face and use a cake spreader to smooth the cum on their face.

After I came on her face I used my cake spatula to give her a Glazey Susan

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Susan on the Sly

A secondary girlfriend, one that is around constantly and annoys you and your personal friends.

Heather - Hey can I have your boyfriends friends phone number?

Girlfriend - No, he says you are a Susan on the Sly

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Slick Susan

Before or while engaging in sexual intercourse, the woman blindfolds and ties the man securely to the bedpost, and then penetrates him in the anus with any household object of her choosing against his will and fully un-lubricated. She can also choose to bring in someone else to penetrate, beat, cut, film, or defecate on the subject. At the end of the session, she can castrate the male and have him swallow his testicles as he sobs and gags. This is an excellent sequel to a rape or other violent sex act where the man has victimized the woman against her will.

After I gave Sharron a strawberry shortcake last week, she didn't say a word until after she pulled a Slick Susan on me. Now I'll never have children again.

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Yawning Susan

A vagina so over-stretched that it resembles the yawn of a jowly old woman

“After having 5 babies in as many years Carol was aware that she had developed a yawning Susan

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