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Similar to the slang term dead ass; used in many ways:
1) to express disbelief while also confirming that someone did in fact perform the action in question
2) to answer someone questioning whether or not you did something (serious manner, similar to “swear to god” or “cross my heart”)
3) when you see a deceased mythical dwarf, blue in color, usually wearing a hat and shoes
1) “Hey dude I finally got my adult circumcision!”
“Dead smurf!?”
“Dead smurf.”
2) “Yo did you hear Tom had to get an adult circumcision?”
“That’s impossible, I’ve seen his penis on multiple occasions and I thought he was already circumcised.”
“Nah bro - dead smurf”
3) “Yo what’s that dead thing on the ground?”
“I don’t know, is it blue?”
“Yeah”
“Oh - dead smurf”
A alternative account (usually for gaming) that one can use to hide from people/pwn noobs/not be messaged 1 million times in a game.
NoobPwnRoflStomp9001 : Hey d00d u wanna play in match with me? i the best
Some guy : Sorry man, I gotta go feed the cat... *logs smurf account*
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you roofie a chick paint her blue and have sex with her
I totaly gave that ho a drowsy smurf
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The act of smuggling Smurfs in one's ass.
Joe and Kyle were smurf smuggling all night, they are too tired to play tag.
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a blue stained ass as a result from a huge turd falling into a newly serviced port-o-john
dud.......e i gotta smurf butt from that port-o john from ripping a grumpy
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What sailors call the Sweat jacket and pants that you get the first 2 weeks at bootcamp. They usually wear them until your first NWU.
sailor - "I fucking love the navy smurf Jackets!!