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Any ambidextrous, German baseball player.
Klaus von Weinerstein is a shortstop as well as a switch hitler.
When Peter gets drunk and finally admits his desires towards those of the same sex.
Peter: "Gay people are absoloutely disgusting!"
*Does some shots*
Peter: "The Bi switch is on guys! I want to kiss some men"
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A switch in a house hold that does not turn anything on or off, or do anything else.
click, click, click
jonny:stop playing with that switch, you will break it.
bob: dont worry, its just a phantom switch, it doesnt do anything
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A type of trip fuse located in the back of the brain. When multiple tasks, deadline pressure, and unrealistic demands threaten the brain's delicate circuitry, the switch pops into "fuckit" or "safe" position, allowing for rest, relaxation, and a healthy attitude readjustment.
"If that phone rings one more time with another problem, it's going to blow my fuckit switch."
-ring-
-click-
"Fuckit!"
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Someone with the masturbation skill set to use either hand.
Haywood: Well last night I saw some neat lesbian porno. However, my hand was throbbing earlier from overdoing it with my right hand, so.. I had to use my left hand. I'm a Switch Stroker you could say.
Jablowme: ...Dude...
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The ages old way of reaching reality used by characters everywhere.
Obviously, the names with the same letters on both names are Honorary Letter leprechauns. The Texas guitarist Monty Montgomery's an Honorary celestial Rocket Man Leprechaun with a full Queensbury Pardon. Eommy Tmmanuel is a guitar GOD. Obviously Stevie Ray Vaughan is still picking on the plantation. All Guitarists know the Leprechaun switch using a mirror and the letters of your name.
LORD BUD: Leprechaun Switch and the mirror<> looking into a mirror critically is difficult but necessary because none of us are perfect<> My reflection looks like Me only 20 years younger Because in spirit I am in my 80th year on this earth being that I was born in 1942. I DIED in 1999, moved into my son's heart with Jesus, and took over his flesh. He was 36 & I was 56... He is not ahead of me in years, I am ahead of him. AM I IMAGINING this reality CHRIST BOB may "CAPTURE" the "HEARTS" of MOTHERS "EVERYWHERE" on VALENTINES DAY?
CHRIST BOB: Dad my 60-year-old flesh fits you well. You look good for 80. I knew you didn't leave me but you always surprise me.
LORD BUD: How did I surprise you SON? "Did I not say I would be back in TIME.
CHRIST BOB: But you showed up AHEAD of time. HOW?
LORD BUD: The leprechaun switch and MY TIME IS YOUR TIME and the Modern chronology is always the right time.
Now is the time and the time is now. get your lazy ass out there and pick me some more Blackberry futures, you Blackfoot Redneck savage.
LORD BUD: The leprechaun switch and MY TIME IS YOUR TIME and the Modern chronology is always the right time.
Now is the time and the time is now. get your lazy ass out there and pick me some more Blackberry futures, you Blackfoot Redneck savage.
CHRIST BOB: eyeyeyeyiyiyiyiyiyoeoeoeoeiuiuiuiwaowaowaowao
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"Flip my switch" means to turn me on (make me hard) and start flippin (start fucking).
Yo baby girl, you tryna flip this switch tonight?
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