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Street talk for smart-casual clothes which look particularly nice on someone.
'They are some Boss Threads you have on today, dude'
When one person is sitting on a toilet and another person (usually male) pees through the gap between the first person's legs. As featured in the book 50 shades of word 3: Fried chicken.
Man can you wrap up that shit? I gotta pee
Why don't you just thread the peedle
Good idea!
A thread that is ingested then must be pulled out of the anus after going through the digestive systems. Usually happens to animals.
Ex. Puppy ate the top of the food bag to get to the food and swallowed the string. Now you have to pull out the butt thread hanging from their anus.
When someone takes a piss that pummels the water so hard it sounds like someone emptying a kettle into the bog
How loud was Jimmys piss!? ... He sure has a heavy thread
n. an obnoxiously long online discussion whose subject matter may concern a multitude of different topics. used in any context pertaining to online threads, esp. facebook messages. often aggravates the lesser known psychological condition known as macronematophobia.
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"Dude, have you been keeping up with the dinner thread? It's five hundred messages long!"
"Nah, man, my shrink said I can't; I'm macronematophobic."
"Bogus, dude."
A long strand of hair that gets stuck in a man's penis after sexual intercourse and is very difficult to remove. It can cause irritation, discomfort and can sometimes cause an injury (hair cuts into foreskin). Standard removal procedure is slowly pulling the hair strand out.
A: "Did you bang Melissa last night?"
B: "Fuck yeah, I got The Devil's Thread tho.."
A: "Oof."
Posting a thread from a horizontal position preferably in a bed between the hours of 11 pm and 7 am.
Can’t believe she posted that…must’ve been a bed thread.