texting the water

Texting your friend a cautious 'Hey' when you haven't heard from them in an unusually long time, in order to check that they're not pissed off with you.

Often results in 1) a responding 'Hey' if clear of blame, or 2) pointed silence from the other party if you are guilty of an unknown offence.

Person A: Hey
Person B: YO WASSUP BRUH, AIN'T HEARD FROM YA IN DIZZAYS. HOW U BEEN MAN.
Person A: Soz man, was just texting the water to make sure you weren't mad at me for throwing up in your pool the other night. Glad we're cool

Person C: Hey
(No reply from Person D).

Additional information - Person C hooked up with Person D's sister and then never called her.

Beach Water

The water at the beach, commonly referred to as 'the ocean' or 'the sea' by geographical professionals who haven't been on the sauce all week

Lets go chuck it in the .. umm .. y'know .. beach water! Yeah!

Water Vegan

You're still able to eat the meats, but you cannot drink anything but WATER.

I am proud to be a water vegan!

Booty Water

1. Formally used in a form of Rage. Calling someone booty water refers to in a state of a phycological or physical state of being awful at something

YOUR AWFUL, NO YOUR BOOTY WATER!

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nascar water

(n) Any beer you see nascar fans drinking, usually really low in alchol and has lite or light in the title. Examples include Bud light, Coors light(pronounced - Kurs Lye), Natural Lite(pronounced - Natty Lye). Most the time their belly button and or ass crack is showing.

Hey Billy Bob make yourself useful and grab daddy one of them there nascar waters

Blighted Water

Kenji's signature ability and the one he uses the most frequent. Blighted Water:
By using his energy (or) his ability “Atomic Switch” , the user is able to change the PSI (pounds per square inch) of any amount of water. Being able to make it deadly it can crush anything with enough energy inputted, standing in it can break bones and kill even to the user if misused. Blighted water cannot be evaporated as it is too dense to heat up or cool down, along with being non-conductive, Depending on how deep the water is that's the area it affects. Blighted Water despise being so dense it's magical properties allow it to flow like normal water.

Kenji: I used Blighted Water and at that time the match ended quickly, not much can defend against something that defies all laws and normalities associated with water

giggle water

1920's slang for alcohol, see hooch

How's about some giggle water to drive those blues away?

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