When you forget a condom but have a bag of Doritos. Often times people will use the empty Dorito bag as a condom.
I was hanging with this girl , we watched a movie and ate a bag of Doritos and then I dorito banged her. I used the bag of Doritos as a condom.
A term used to describe sexual intercourse performed at such an intense level that the act produces sounds at a pressure higher than 500,000 micropascals.
“Jerry, that new bloke downstairs sounded like he had a formula one car in his living room” ... “don’t be a fool Jenny, he just had a loud bang”
When a girl shows her tits to get your attention then rips a huge fart
I hired this stripper for my friends bachelor party and as soon as she came out she gave him a flash bang right in his face
An explosive device weapon developed for use in crowd control that consists of a large charge, typically about 15 grams, of flash powder contained in a vented metal case with a triggering device similar to those used in ordinary hand grenades. While not designed for lethality, these are very dangerous weapons when used improperly. In 2014 a small child in Georgia was accidentally maimed by incompetent police officers who tossed one of these devices into a crib during a botched drug raid. These devices typically contain about five times the explosive charge of an ordinary M-80 firecracker, which contains three grams of flash powder.
Police officers maimed 18 month-old Bounkham Phonesavanh Jr. with a flash bang. They were never indicted.
Da "explosive" act of briefly showing a not-in-da-mood guy your big luscious shapely boobs, suddenly causing him to want to jump your bones.
Using a flash-bang technique may indeed give a guy a "hasty hard-on", but if you then delay at all before getting it on, he may just-as-quickly "deflate", and then it may be difficult of impossible for him to "get it up again" for a good while.