dick swinging

Trying to out do one another, engage in a pissing contest (qv).

Politians are always dick swinging in the House of Commons.

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Dick in Ass

Feeling of oneness.. Achieving self acceptance... Being at peace with ones self

Can also be given as a B-day gift

The feeling you get after a good firm hand shake can be descirbed as DICK IN ASS.....

Hey there Kristen its your birthday?? Well guess what i got you... A firm DICK IN THE ASS

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green dick

A male that get's an unknown std, or a combination of STD's.

That bitch gave me green dick

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Daddy Dick

Made famous by the movie Baby Boy, staring Tyrese Gibson, Ving Rhames, Snoop Dogg, and Omar Gooding.

Jody: You love that daddy dick?

Yvette: OH MY GOD... I LOVE THAT DADDY DICK!!!!!!

Jody: Yea girl you love that daddy dick.

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string dick

A really thin dick or cock. More flacid than a needle dick.

The sorority girls laughed at their friends surprising post date story about the drunk jock's pathetic string dick.

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Dirty dick

When you are playing fortnite and eating laxative gummy‘s and right before you get the win you shit your self while yelling oh fuck

Rob pulled a dirty dick last night

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Flipping Dick

This is the act over overreacting to a minor situation. Someone who flips dick often could be considered a douchebag or an asshole.

Billy: GODDAMNIT! WHO THE F*** STOLE MY GAMEBOY?!?
Dave: Whoa! Why are you flipping dick?

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