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The one thing every kids seen once(or will)
“Jimmy did I just find porn on your phone”
Why did you look this up?
WHY THE FUCK DID YOU LOOK UP PORN
WHY THE FUCK DID YOU LOOK UP PORN
Really? Your that bored? OKOK It's a sex documentary used to jack off
My mom made me watch porn with her
This is a common phenomenon that usually appears to happen in beds across the world but, can also happen in other places like the cupboard or the pool.
Larry: Hey Jenny, want to porn?
Jenny: Sure! Bed or Pool?
Safe for everyone-
Kids, adults, teens, elderly and even animals!
While I go shopping I put porn on my phone and give it to my toddler to watch.
Representation of Something in any consumption form (usually visual form) that makes us feel that Something without having to go through the Real thing.
e.g. food porn, inspirational porn, poverty porn etc.
By default when we refer to the word "porn" without prefix it is assumed as sexual porn.
foo: do you watch porn?
bar: yeah I do. everybody does.
foo: what?
bar: I follow food porn, inspirational porn.
foo: no , I mean "porn"
bar: yeah. sometimes.
Porn is a North American cereal plant that yields large kernels on a cob. It is also called maize because it’s easy to get lost in its incredible flavor. Side effects of porn may include choking, I guess.
“Come down today, and try some porn, or we will sacrifice your newborn”