Ghost Toad

An idea that you have had, possibly of profound nature, that has been forgotten and is eternally irretrievable. Like a dead, ghostly, slippery toad that has slipped away from the recesses of your mind, never to be seen again. Hence, GHOST TOAD.

Renee Descartes: I think therefore I..... ah damn it! Not ANOTHER ghost toad!!!

ghost pepper pecker wrecker

When your partner eats a ghost pepper, then immediately proceeds to give you a blowjob.

Yo man if you haven't had your girl give you a ghost pepper pecker wrecker, you need to tell her to do it its fire bruh

Ghost Scoping

What idiots call quick scoping

Person A: yo I have been practicing this new technique called ghost scoping
Person B: it’s called quick scoping you idiot

selfish ghost

-Like a thief in the night.
-Im coming for your heart,coming for your heart.
-Guess anything goes.

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I'm just a selfish ghost

high score ghost

A high score on a game held by and usually the last memory of a dead relative, friend or practically anyone you know. Once you beat this high score, you lose all you had left of them.

Person 1: "I just beat my brother's high score ghost and lost the only thing left I had of him"
Person 2: "Oh fuck that's horrible"

Ghost Turds

Also known as Styrofoam Packing Peanuts. Those little foam bits meant to protect a product that was shipped in a box. Often white, and thus also referred to as 'Ghost Turds'

1. Michael opened the box, and had to dig through all the Ghost Turds to take out the tiny statue he had bought for his collection.

2. Jeanette watched her cat jump into the box, then come out of it quickly, it's fur static and covered in styrofoam peanuts.
"Awww, Waffles, you're covered in Ghost Turds!"

Ghost Turd

-when you feel a shit come out of your ass but you don’t see it in the toilet. Bonus points if it’s a clean shit too.

1: *in my head to myself* “bruh I just took a whopping shit and it’s nowhere to be seen in this toilet..”

2: “you ever take a shit and it feels like you shat a bunch and when you look in the toilet, there’s nothing in there?”

“Yeah, I call those ghost turds”