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When engaging in missionary style intercourse you grab your partner in a bear hug and start spinning as fast as you can. similar to an alligator.
Last night was crazy that bitch put me in a Louisiana death-roll
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Rolling Joints with Angie is soooo much fun! Getting high with those BIG eyes. Rolling Joints with Angie will get you floating around in the sky and you’ll even see seagull up there. Don’t forget spinning around while Rolling Joints with Angie happens! To spot Rolling Joints with Angie just spot a demented big eyed blonde chick rolling joints and go join it!
“Dude where were you all day?”
“Man I was Rolling Joints with Angie!”
“Aww man that sounds lit invite me next time!”
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A drumline tradition during which new bass drummers must stand on their heads while inside their harnesses being held up by their drums. After this they are officially part of the marching band. (Filming is optional but highly recommended.)
Shannon: Hey Jack get over here!
Jack: *starts walking*
Shannon: PUT ON YOUR BASS DRUM! NOW!
Jack: *scared* ok... *puts on drum*
Shannon: *pushes Jack onto the ground head first and makes him do a bass drum roll*
*Pat walks over and starts filming*
Jack: Are you filming yet?
Pat: No not yet
*This continues for two minutes*
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It’s the equivalent of the Mile High Club, however instead of it being an Airplane bathroom, it is a Wal-Mart bathroom. Roll Back is the signature sale slogan of Wal-Mart. Rider refers to the woman being on top, while the man is sitting on the toilet.
“My husband George and I are official Roll Back Riders now!”
“Have you ever thought of joining the Roll Back Riders?”
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The sex act of taking your dirty hairy underwear off while doggy-style and asking the woman if she wants a Hairy Tootsie Roll, the shoving your hairy skid mark underwear in her mouth.
Dude last night I gave my G/F a Hairy Tootsie Roll and she said she loved it!
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Something tagged at the end of a serious sentence to make it funny. It was originated from complete boredom and a night of Chinese food leftovers. And the need to have an escape route for something serious. Usually said in a mimicked Chinese accent, hence the no an in between like and egg.
Guy: I want to stay with you forever.
Girl: O.0.....Like egg roll!
Girl2: Me love you long time.
Guy2: Like egg roll
Guy3: It went on forever, like egg roll
Girl3: LOL! Oh your SOO funny!!!!!!"
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A sexual act in which a man rolls his flaccid penis into a ball, places it into his partner's mouth, and lets it unfurl.
I had an amazing night, Janice. My boyfriend, Tyrone, gave me a salted nut roll.
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