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When, during a sunbed tanning session, one forgets to cover ones member with either suntan cream or a towel. The result being a sunburned, unusable Polony Pony.
Did you hear about Ted? He can't bang that hooker he ordered online because of his grilled banana.
the deadliest word to ever be spoken. upon reciting, a great fat man will rise from the ground with a chicken in hand. he will then throw the chicken at you, causing you to be severely burned and constipated. if it is said as a curse to someone, they will receive twice the punishment: the power of 1,000 laxatives cast upon them.
person 1: what if i say the word?? :)
person 2: DON'T!!! apple/banana IS THE DEADLIEST WORD TO EVER BE SPOKEN! A FAT MAN WILL RISE FROM THE GROUND AND THROW A CHICKEN AT ME!! DON'T CURSE ME EITHER OR I'LL BE CURSED WITH 1,000 LAXATIVES AND SHIT MYSELF!!
person 1: apple
person 2: AHHH THIS CHICKEN BURNS
person 1: banana
person 2: WHY DO I HAVE SUCH BAD GAS PAINS :(((
person 1: I hope you get banana'd buddy
person 2: I'M SHITTING EVERYWHERE
person 1: "yo, that guy looks like a banana picker"
person 2: "Hell yeah he does I wouldn't want him to harvest me"
With all the pressure from work this week, I feel like I'm gonna peel my banana.
If that happens one more time, I'm going to peel my banana.
A colloquial term for a Union Pacific Maintenance of Way train.
We were trying to get some work done today, but that banana slug gummed up the railroad.
The male version of fried eggs.
He pressed his naked dick against the store front window, giving the crowd a full banana slug.