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December 29 Is officialy "EAT your husband Day"
I recomend that you first cut him into pisces, but him in the oven 150° let it Cook for 30 mins, and after that Just add any extras if you would like (vegetables, toppings etc.)
Bon apeti =)
Girl:Hey bby. Its December 29.
Boy: Oh no
Girl:Eat your husband day =)
Boy:PLEASE NO, WE MARRIED 2 WEEKS AGO.
1)The act of taking photographs of food or drinks before consumption, typically with the intention of posting the image on a social networking website or otherwise sharing it with friends
2) The act of digitally capturing and sharing food and drink which became popularized on Instagram in the early 21st century
My little sister can't make it through a day without Insta-eating at least twice, I had to stop following her.
The almighty question of asking for the action of the devouring of a raw egg.
Wanna go down 8 vic later??
nah what would you do if i said would u rather eat a raw egg?
People of the female gender who have consumed or continuously consume ranch dressing
Danny: do you like ranch
Lindsey: yes, in fact I am part of a cult called girls who eat ranch
People of the female gender who have consumed or continuously consume ranch dressing
Boy: Do like ranch?
Girl: yes I am part of a club called girls who eat ranch
You say this to someone woh can't push a door open.
You didn't eat enough weetabixi!
The act of traveling alone to another country on a whim to find oneself, especially after going through a difficult time. Normally associated with pictures posted all over on Facebook of everything they eat and see while abroad.
Person 1: “Have you heard from Mike since he got fired?”
Person 2: “From his Facebook story it looks like he’s been Eat, Pray, Loving around Montréal.”
Person 1: “Oh dear. Well at least he can collect unemployment”
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