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Your penis
Most commonly used for saying you had to masterbate.
I just had to shine the old trophy...
British slang for a Bouncer or Doorman. originating from the British Rock n Roll club scene in the 70's.
The old greys just tossed Frankie out on his face.
derived from the cantonese saying lo5 yi5 fun1 fa1 (jyutping) which means a person is not hearing correctly, like someone old whose hearing has faded
My mum's so old ear distributes flower, I told her I had already eaten and she makes me lunch anyway.
Devils in disguise that will say comebacks to a joke without even knowing what they are talking about and are full of memes. They will want nothing to do with you and then a second later force a hug onto you and ask for snacks every second of every day...
P1:My child is full of memes and is a little devil
P2: literally Any 8 year old child
Is a woman that sleeps around.
Oh my god what's he doing with that old stoink !! She's already been with all of his mates and half of the local town!
When two gay old people have wrinkly sexy ancient delicious anal sex
Luke) I haven’t tried tinder, you sure your Bob) Yes, I am a male 87 year old, just look at these wrinkles. My penis is also very wrinkly and my butthole I very worn out.
Luke) Well, let’s have gay sex.
Bob) Let’s have old anal!
Kylie) Three way old anal?
Luke) Why not!
A avid runner who only looks like an old man, has cankles, a hump back, Jells in his soles, and no to little hair.
I feel bad for old dave he had to retire after 8 years.