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The Act if whining when your friends leave an online group.
Come on man one more game!
Dude don't be an Old Gumby I've
got to go to bed and get up at 5am
when some old person jumps o my butt crack with spikes on her feet and enjoys it
Grandma: I like that
me: what
Grandma: let me jump
me: ok
Granma: ahh lovely
me: what the hell u old idiot
be much older than someone (especially used to suggest that a romantic or sexual relationship between the people concerned is inappropriate).
"she married a man old enough to be her father"
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When someone poops on a woman's head while she is blowing someone else.
Hey honey you wanna try the old mcman?
A favor asked of a younger person that Is not sexual in nature, but the recipient of the favor receives sexual pleasure from the act.
Mr. Olsen asked me to sweep off his porch again, but I think it was a crusty old favor. He was watching me handle the broom very intently. He makes me feel uncomfortable.
The genitalia in the aftermath of a bottom surgery in which a trans male to female recipient has quite literally a “mangina”. Not a penis, not a vagina. A mangina.
Origin: from the British comedy show “The Mighty Boosh” in which the scaly fish man named “Old Gregg” oft-times shows off his light emitting mangina to unsuspecting fisherman.
Dude Tyler is making out with that chick he just met at the bar. I’m pretty sure “she” has an Old Gregg.