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green fever: when your friend can't handle his weed and pukes to try and come down.
Kid: dude rip this bong.
Pussy: Just looking at the bong makes me gag *blauauaugh*
Kid: lmao, you got green fever. fuckin pussy
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When a biddy's giving you head, you knock her out then snot rocket in her hair
only works if shes on her knees
John: Dude, last night Sally gave me dome
Joe: How'd that go?
John: great. right as i was about to jizz i knocked her out and snot rocketed all over her hair!
Joe: Nice green waterfall dude
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The euphoria that occurs when you've located the "perfect" job listing that will change your life and advance your earning potential. Generally dissipates as you realize that the new job is going to suck as much as the current one.
A green mist fell over Felix's face when he saw the job posting for Google's Java engineer position.
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A term used for joints when talking around adults.
Hey lets meet after school and "draw" with our "green pencils"
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a place to laugh and love and BE...and the "occasional" political undertone
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an awesome green day song that is true punk rhythmically; the song describes a stoner who can't stop (and doesn't care if he does) using Meth
I'm on a roll,
No self control
I'm blowing off steam with,
Meth Amphetamine
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A less extreme form of the Green Day Elite or the Green Day Nazi. Excludes/derides all other Green Day fans because of any number of petty and ridiculous reasons. Usually considers self to be some kind of caretaker of all things Green Day. Root cause is usually envy and jealousy.
1. Depending on age of Green Day Snob, it could be because the unfortuante Green Day Fan did not know of Green Day before their current album (usually either before American Idiot or Dookie, but could be any album).
The Green Day Snob berated my 8 year old cousin because she did not know Green Day before Dookie. The Green Day Snob apparently can't do math because my cousin was not born yet when Dookie came out.
2. Green Day Fan has better Green Day memorabilia than Green Day Snob.
That Green Day Snob refused to post my picture of Mike Dirnt's autograph because it says "Mike Loves Me" and she was jealous.
3. Green Day Fan does not know as much or knows more trivia than Green Day Snob.
My little brother was kicked out of a Green Day Snob's Yahoo! Group because he did not know Mike Dirnt's real name.
4. Any condition in which a Green Day Fan is perceived to threaten the status of the Green Day Snob.
I was deleted from a Green Day Snob's friend list because my screen name is DirntFiend and she did not think of it first.
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