Shake hands with the groundhog

To die. To expire. To cease to be

"I may not be feeling too good but I'm not ready to shake hands with the groundhog yet."

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second hand poop

when you go to wash your hands and you smell something weird. then you go look in the toliet and see someone didnt flush the time befor you. (not usable in a port-a-potty)

when joe walked in a room he said what the fuck jake you didnt flush! i dont like to second hand poop
like second hand smoke just worse!!!

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cacky bird hand

a name for a teacher who has oddly deformed hands....possibly for comical use or perhaps a birth defect...

oooo here comes small hand....i cant wait to see her use the projector, her cacky bird hand looks much more amusing on the big screen

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Handing out naps

When someone beats another person to the point of unconsciousness, usually in reference to a fist fight such as those seen in viral videos

Did you see the video of that old man who got harassed by some punk teenagers? He got fed up and started handing out naps.

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One hand clapping

Fundamental lore of Zen Buddhism; know as the Kōan traditional. In the west formally termed onanism or colloquially: ‘throttling the purple headed yogurt slinger’. This is the sound of skin slamming skin as “mediation” reaches the point of enlightenment.

“Ekaku what are you doing in the bathroom”

“Nothing”

“If you’re doing nothing, why can half the building hear the sound of one hand clapping? I swear if you’ve ruined another one of my Grattan catalogues with your man milk I promise you this is the last time Madame palmer's five daughters are coming 'round to play.”

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Second-hand Cock

The recipient of second-hand cock receives a kiss from a person who has just given a blow job.

situational: Your girlfriend is going down on you and her dad comes home. she goes and gives him a kiss and thus he is the recipient of second-hand cock.

usage: My girlfriend gave her dad some second hand cock when he got home.

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left-handed jews

Although it is a well known fact that lefties give the best falatio. Resent studies have found that left-handed jews give the ultimate head. Lefties are exellent, but this doesnt hold true for rightie jewish women, they use their teeth or have braces with the little hooks... ouch...

dude, not the righties, go for the left-handed jews!

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