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Stupid website. if you watch porn, you’ll regret it soon.
Me: Yo buddy, I just watched porn.
Friend: Fuck you.
The only place where ugly fat men have sex with some of the most attractive girls on this plant. There seems to be a high correlation between being pretty and having a low IQ in porn. Some behaviors in porn are mysterious and have an unclear evolutionary explanation, like a girl sucking a penis that was just inside of her ass, or girls being attracted to pizza boys that make 10$ an hour.
porn makes the world go around.
Where all Ugliest Sex occurs, because these humans who make porn are the ugliest & weak. They sin against God’s children & Get punished.
Porn is for Betas, Alphas abstain porn & chase success where love comes then.
Where all it’s sites will be shutdown permanently & become illegall in 2024.
Porn is devil’s Work, to drain your soul & Sexual Energy. Don’t be deceived. Porn is the main cause of social anxiety.
A thing with naked women, men, and anything else that you masturbate too, and as soon as you orgasm, lose all interest in.
Man 1: Imma go watch some porn
Rest of friends: We all know damn well he'll be right back after he cums
Why in the hell did you look this up?
Why did you just search up porn on the urban dictionary?