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This is the way how you show that you actually mean something, that it is true. If someone can't say for real, for real on God then it means that it is not actually legit.
Do you love me?
Yes
Really?
For real, for real on God
Are you mad?
No
For real, for real on God?
*silence*
A level of simp that will never be surpassed
Pena is being a bitch ass god tier simp
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First off the following definition is not to be taken to heart and if any Christians are offended by this definition.I am sorry you were/still are offended.
"The God Talk is when a famous celebrity/actor/actress/musician is nominated for an award at a fancy awards show like the Grammy awards and after the Nominees are selected and the famous person won the award they were nominated for goes up,usually with tears in thier eyes,saying how "Amazing it was to win ______ award.Then proceed that they thank God first of all.Even though it lasts a few seconds they only do it so they can win the hearts of Catholics and Protestants everywhere, despite them not even being honest.In other words to be a complete phoney."
Paris Hilton:I so wanna thank God for my debut album for being such a horrible flop yet getting #2 in the Hot 100!M'kay!
"Paris Hilton just performed The God Speech which last 6 seconds.She then starts to thank her family members for the next 6 hours as well all of the precious business people who,without of their help, would not have made this wh**e more apperaling to demented young women and men with no morals"
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5 Percenter (NGE) speak for God. A spelling of the word God using the Supreme Alphabet: (G)od OCipher (D)ivine. In 5 Percenter speak, God doesn't mean a supreme or supernatural entity but rather a mere person, embodying the pantheistic notion of a supreme god who exists in every person and thing in nature. Commonly used to refer to oneself or one's niggas.
"I'm God Cipher Divine, love my pussy refined/Guess that means clean, a FDS smell with a shine/ Word up. Respect that ho."
-Ghostface Killah aka Ghost Faced Killer or Tony Starks, Wildflower (on the Ironman album.)
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The second part in the God of War trilogy. A great game with tons of bonus features. Can be played in HD (must be unlocked) which makes it look even better.
Blood, guts, and extreme violence are at the heart of this game. The protagonist, Kratos, has some sick swords which were chained to his arms as a result of his deal with Ares (In God of War 1). These are versatile weapons, and the combat system is great. There are several unlockable weapons, each with separate strengths/weaknesses and styles.
The game follows this basic plot line: Kratos, a son of Zeus, wants to be the god of war. He goes through some trials, tribulations, and kills some bosses. Eventually he confronts Ares and defeats him, becoming the god of war. He then becomes the god of Sparta, and hence the Ghost of Sparta. He appears at the siege of Rhodes to make the final blow and conquer the city for Sparta. Zeus, however, betrays him and takes his godly powers. Kratos must then regain his powers, while killing everything that moves along the way. At the end of his quest, Kratos faces Zeus so that he may become a god again. The story ends in the third part of the trilogy, which has yet to announce a release date.
1: How did you kill that Cyclops in God of War 2?
2: I slashed his ass up with my big ass blades then climbed up his face and tore his eyeball out.
1: This game is fucking amazing.
(Later)
1: How did you just kill that Kraken thing?
2: I climbed up his tentacles and sliced them both off. Then I tore up his other tentacles and his face . Then he fell over and I ripped his face in half with a bridge.
1: I need to play, now.
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What Atheists say instead of 'oh my God'.
Random kid: Look at that giant toaster eating monster!
Atheist kid: Oh your god!!
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to vomit repeatedly, especially after getting sloshed
After the frat party last night my roommate was down the hall worshipping the porcelain god for most of the night.
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