A man who is always horney and walks around with a perminant boner
"Jesus! My husband has like a permanent boner 24/7''
When you take a girl's side in an argument, not because she is correct but because you think she's hot and are currently trying to date/ have sex with her.
"Have you seen Sal's boner bias for Kelsey? He believes everything she says!"
On November 30th, the last day of No Nut November, you will not be able to get a boner.
I already failed No Boner Day.
When you get a boner in an odd/or awkward situation due to conditions out of your control.
I was at my grandmothers funeral and I just got a misunderstood boner, I couldn't control it.
V. After a stellar blow job, you slap your flaccid cock on her face in congratulations.
Jennifer gave such a great blowie, she deserved a good boner clap.
Anything which causes your boner to shrink.
I was in my room just starting a good wank. Whi my sister walked in and said:,"dinner's ready!' talk about a. Boner buzzkill!
A girl who is so mean you couldnt get a boner if your life depeded on it
That bitch is such a boner thief