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The actual best day of the entire year?
Why?
ITS MY BIRTHDAY :))
“Guess what day it is!”
“Ummm…September 17?”
“No silly it’s my birthday”
“Um cool but i dont care”
“ima cry now”
“Ok”
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people born on this date are HELLA sexy, if they are male most likely they have a massive (and I mean MASSIVE cock)
and if they are girls, woooowweeeee they got some CAKE ill tell you that
Hot girl Uno: Did you see big man Dolph over there
Hot girl Dos: Yeah you know he's born on December 17 right
Hot girl Uno: ooohhh realllyyyy
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may 17 is a day of breakdowns. if you or someone you know was born on that date, beware. they have a tendency to do nothing, but cry
person 1: oh no! it's May 17th!!
person 2: ...so?
person 1: it means one of us is going to have a mental breakdown!
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Gay day
Be as gay as possible and still be straight
He slapped my as on gay day
October 17=gay day
a day for forgiveness, second chances,
"Hey, Fred it's October 17th!"
"Okay what does that mean?"
" October 17th is a day for forgiveness and also second chances, so make amends."
Today is no sus day
For the day you may not use the word sus, suspect, suspiciously and suspicious
I’m watching to make you don’t say sus ඞ
especially Gabriel >:(.
Boy 1: sus
Boy 2: can’t say that it’s December 17!
Boy 1: oh right :(.
“Hey is that Camden? It’s December 17, let’s give him top!”